Every Pokemon is interesting and worth talking about. I don’t play a ton of Pokemon, but I like the universe and I like to learn more about the creatures in it. So, here’s another Pokemon! It’s Tynamo!
Details Tynamo
Type: Electric
Average height: 0’08 “
Average weight: 00.7 lbs
The first added in the 5th generation
“Every Pokemon is interesting and worth talking about.”- Zack Zwiez, idiot.
I still think that’s true. But Tynamo almost caught me. I had almost nothing to say about this tiny fish that generates a little electricity. No offense to Tynamo, but you’re so … boring. So boring. We have little aquatic creatures that generate electricity in the real world. Even your name is boring. You look boring. But I can talk about you. I can do it. That’s what I set out to do. This is my curse.
So … Tynamo. Yes, it’s a fish. What I already said. But it’s tiny. I said that too. However, being so small that it doesn’t actually generate much power on its own. So instead they swim in high schools with other Tynamos and that allows them to build more energy collectively. I’m not sure what these fish do with all this power. On Bulbapedia it does not say that they use it to attack strong enemies or to break a hole in the space-time continuum or anything else interesting. Instead, it just says “… discharge electricity if I’m in danger.” So it’s like when dogs fart after they get scared.
Look, I’m scraping the bottom of the barrel with this stupid fish. Maybe I can make a Tesla joke? I’d rather ride some of them to work than to go in a Tesla. It might be funny to bring up some sentences. But honestly, I think we all know there’s not much to say.
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Here’s how you know you have a boring Pokemon. This is what is included in the short entry on Bulbapeida about Tynamo.
“Pokémon Company cargo artwork and more TCG the illustrations depict Tynamo swimming or jumping out of bodies of water. ”
Interesting information, folks. This is not the fault of the good Bulabpedia. At some point, you have to write something and you run out of interesting things to say. As a professional writer, I understand that very well. For example, this post!
Random facts
- Tynamo and its evolved forms are the only ones Pokémon no weaknesses of the kind to talk about. Interesting? May be. But it’s a fact and it’s accidental … so I put it down.
- Wait, you want another one … uh … come on.
- Okay, okay, this is the first Pokemon in the history of the Here’s Another Pokemon series that basically prevents Zack.
Best comment from last week
Zack, you can’t just put “bad dragon” with a link attached.
-Julia Q.
Well … that’s a good point.