Texas Department of Public Safety accuses “test failure” after sending an amber alert on Jan. 29, urging the public to look not for a missing child, but for Chucky, the killer doll in Child’s play series.
For anyone who has somehow avoided knowing what they are, Amber Alerts are messages sent by police departments and other authorities via the internet, radio, TV and text messages to provide the public with details about abducted children and their kidnappers. The intention of an amber alert is that if someone sees individuals that match the description listed, they call the police. They are generally not used to warn the public that bloodthirsty ambulatory toys are free.
According to CBS Dallas / Fort Worth, the alert named Chucky a suspected kidnapper and described him as 28 years old, with red / brown hair and blue eyes, sitting at 3 ‘1 “and weighing around 16 kilograms. He said he was wearing “blue denim overalls, a long-sleeved shirt with multicolored stripes, and a huge kitchen knife.”
Chucky is a serial killer who used voodoo magic to transfer himself to a doll that fits this description in 1988, during the events of Child’s play. In accordance with Child’s play wiki, a surprisingly detailed site of the film series, which Chucky is known to have killed at least 42 people between 1988 and 2017, without taking into account an unknown number of maids and truck owners he sacrificed off-screen or any crimes he allegedly committed in the years between each film.
The alert also identified the child Chucky had abducted as Glen, a five-year-old weighing six kilograms, sitting at 2 ‘3 “and wearing a blue shirt with a black collar when reported missing.
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Glen is Chucky’s son and appeared for the first time in the 1998 film Chucky’s bride. By the end of the 2004 film Chucky’s seed, Glen committed six murders, was later confirmed to have no genitals (such as a Ken doll), and at one point was turned into a human and probably killed by Chucky’s severed arm. , which actually fits the whole Amber Alert thing. We learn all this at the same time as you.
I haven’t seen anything in the past Child’s play, but if you see Chucky or his strange eunuch son, it’s probably a good idea not to approach any of them..
The alert came out three times, according to CBS, with Texas public safety officials telling reporters that the alert was “the result of a test failure.” We apologize for the confusion that may have caused this, and we are working hard to ensure that this does not happen again. “
New York Times called a residential address listed as Chucky and Glen’s last known location and received a status update:
The alert said Chucky and Glen were last seen at a residential address in Henderson, Texas, a town about 130 miles southeast of Dallas. A woman who answered a call on Wednesday at a phone number associated with that address said, “Yes, I am aware” when asked about the alert before turning off the phone.