Can we ever really know the nature of the sea? Primordial creatures lurk in its depths. It is powered through outer space. We still I don’t understand how eels reproduce. In the Valheimhowever, it is a little simpler: the ocean is a springboard.
On Valheim subreddit, a player named HotGuuuuu recently revealed the fruits of several days of work: A giant ramp, which defies gravity which took an absurd amount of time to even assemble with the help of scammers. To baptize the ramp, HotGuuuuu gave birth to a boat on top and flew down a mountain.
The inevitable result of this Godzilla-sized approach to a high school physics experiment, of course, was a collision with the ocean. And indeed, HotGuuuuu’s boats finally reached the sea – at a few hundred miles per hour. This caused the boat to jump hundreds of feet into the sky, at which point it fell from end to end until its journey finally ended in the branches of a forest.
Questions remain regarding HotGuuuuu’s findings. The boat jumped out of the ocean itself or came into contact with the bottom of the depths so fast that only it appeared to ping from the surface of the sea? Where is the trampoline in the great particle and collision superhero sandwich that is the universe? We may never know. All I can say for sure is that the boat jumped and that’s enough proof for me that the trampoline exists.
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