Memory Pak: Taking my first Pokémon Starter to Elite Four

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My first Pokémon was a Chikorita named Chicky and I loved that tiny green hold with all my heart. I came to Pokémon a little later than many of my friends and colleagues, after losing the Red and Blue Pokémon, not owning a Game Boy, but I spent many hours watching others wandering through the creepy little cemetery of Lavender or showing Pikachu’s smile on his face in Yellow Pokémon.

I knew I wanted to be a part of this madness, so until I got my hands on Game Boy Color, I made sure to tell my parents to bring me Pokémon Gold. My little brother received Pokémon Silver and I shared ownership of a Link Cable. It was a Magic time.

It's not Chicky.  This is a smaller, anime Chikorita
It’s not Chicky. This is a smaller, anime Chikorita (Image: Pokémon Company)

Back then, I didn’t know much about the benefits of the type – and I didn’t really care. Pokémon, for most children, is a game where you get a pet and make it fight against other people’s pets, and although a rudimentary understanding of the basic scissors-paper triangle “Fire beats grass, water beats fire, grass beats water ”will take you quite a bit, it becomes a little more complex when you try to come up with reasoning for the type of error that beats the psychic type or the type of fight that beats the normal type. It is best to ignore all of these things and make sure that you have many movements that hit hard.

My dear Chicky was quickly joined by a number of other Pokémon that I kept mostly because they were cute. Togepi that you give yourself at the beginning of the game was one of my favorites, called “Eggy”, because children are awful when they come up with creative names. He had Metronome, a move that came out randomly from every available move, and although Metronome is not a good tactical Pokemon move, made my battles unexpected and surprising every time.

Boy, there are a lot of steps.
Boy, there are a lot of steps. (Image: Game Freak)

I also had a Mareep, called – points to guess correctly – “Sheepy” and a Golduck, “Ducky”, in an attempt to fill my party with a little more power. My favorite of all was – and still is – Swinub, the kind of pig-slime that, let’s be real, I probably called “Piggy”. I was incredibly disappointed when he turned into an ugly Piloswine, but at least that meant we could be a little fiercer in battle.

The Indigo plateau is a bit anticlimax
The Indigo plateau is a bit anticlimax

When I reached the seemingly endless maze of tunnels that formed Victory Road to the last step of the Pokémon League, I had level 70 Meganium (Chicky), plus Ho-Oh that I just caught my brother’s Lugia. which I made to change because I’m a terrible sister. The first time I dealt with the Elite Four – well, you probably won’t be surprised to learn that my team of Pokémon chosen for their cleanliness hasn’t gone too far.

Back to Victory Road to punch Onix and a few hours later – there is still no joy. I spent all my money on Revives and Hyper Potions, but I barely had time to use them between the elite movements of Elite Four, with a single shot. It didn’t look great for my team – we were wiped out over and over again, and I couldn’t help but imagine that each of the four Elites saw this idiot kid come into their room again and again and feel a little sorry for me. But I wasn’t about to give up. This was an era before “playing something else” was an option. This was my game and I was going beat even if it lasted forever.

It’s time to get serious, then. Cue music editing.

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