I’m not a TV columnist whose job it is to evaluate any television show. Now that I’ve settled this and I’m probably the next line for the prosecution, so I’ll talk about Oprah Winfrey’s Sunday show.
First of all, His former Royal Highness, the Naked Prince, would not know his crest from a hole in the ground. His socks were as short as the smart ones. When he crossed his leg, his skin showed. Even the unemployed peasants know it’s a no-no.
I I Meghan did it not it has to hit Google – as she said – to learn discipline and manners and Palace 101. When you sign up to take a job, you are responsible for its ethics and ethics. You learn how it works. You are responsible for his ways and means – hours, duties, wardrobe, attitude, culture. That’s before you decide to change their rigid ways.
Where was the naked Prince? Was he so busy? He certainly doesn’t arrange his sock drawer. He should have made her a palace teacher. Find out how this new job works. How you carry your purse, how you deal with Her Majesty, how you sit, sit, talk, what are your duties, no-nos and yes-yeses. He knew enough to get a hairdresser for this settlement. He knew enough to make her flop two side strands on her face, which she had kept back so as not to prevent her mouth from opening.
When you are cast in an acting role, you study it, memorize it, practice it. Has an ambitious selfish amateur come to this royal set? He could have memorized the rules. Learn to play with the cast. The only throne she can sit on is her own loo. He got what he wanted. Fame, money, TV, career, a temporary title, Prince Empty’s wife, a baby. She looked good, she went well, she dressed well, she plotted well – she just didn’t get to be the first lady. She did not become the queen. He had an ego, not an intelligent one. He blew the audition.
The spot will fade
Me Me Meghan wanted to play the lead role. Hard. The scene was set hundreds of years before she met her hairdresser. It was a supporting role.
Without the end of the guard. Listen, another 20 minutes and Netflix is now filming his life. That child, Anya Taylor-Joy, who plays the game of chess wizard, could play it. Or maybe Jennifer Lawrence.
She and Prince Empty are now mingling with celebrities. But, along the line, the next young generation will not care about figs. Ask Fergie, who was married for an hour to the other HRH – she threw the castle at him too – and it’s known to scratch money and guests. I even remember meeting a bitter and sad Duchess of York.
Me Me Meghan blew her sister-in-law, brother-in-law, Her Majesty, Prince Philip, an entire country, her father, best friend and the press. Her makeup is good, her wardrobe is good, she walks and speaks well – she just has to lose her hairstyle. The good news is that he has an empty prince.
Remember the famous Diana “We were three people in this marriage.” Well, there’s nobody in that now.
Prince Gol’s future employment is bleak. Can he fly a helicopter? Another 20 minutes and even his wife will replace him with a drone.
I should have taken the hint
Didn’t you like Kate Middleton? Too bad. She has already received the job. Love her, don’t you love her, who cares? The point is, she was smart. It has a very tight circle. She is playing the game. He knows the rules. Leading women like Kate do not always appreciate members of the secondary cast who seek to outdo them. When you had a role in an acting scene, not everyone confused you with the star with her name above the title. You were second. Above an extra – but a second. A member of the cast.
It was time. Know your lines. They fit in the wardrobe. Stay away from the foreground.T
his not. There is a lot of luggage behind this woman. His various parts were there. It’s not a walk in the park.
NYPD Police Academy. A recruit was asked what he would do if he had to arrest his mother. And the new recruit replied: “I should call for a reservation.”
Only in New York, children, only in New York.