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Imagine you are inside a gas station while a twig is trying to rob it. How does it scare you? Get the hell out of there as fast as you can? Are you hiding in the beer cave to have at least one drink before you leave? Or do you persuade the thief to go to the store office to have quick, small oral sex? If you are a 36-year-old Czech woman, you absolutely choose the last option.
In accordance with Daily mail, a 24-year-old man entered a gas station the other day and tried to rob the place, threatening the workers saying he would kill them. When some of the store’s employees came out the back door, the thief moved into the vacant room to try to steal more money from the safe – until a brave woman came in to save the day.
Instead of dealing with money, the thief found a stranger who was dealing with his junk, which was enough to distract him from leaving the gas station before the police showed up to arrest him. This. It is. Legendary.
The 24-year-old allegedly tried to steal from the gas station on Tuesday night and threatened to kill the staff, local Slovak news reported.
The employee opened the cash register, and the suspect took his money and punched him several times. After turning the money over, the employee went to the back office where another colleague was. He managed to get out the back door and call the police.
The alleged thief then moved to the office where he tried to get money from the safe, but the second colleague also escaped.
Local media reported that an unknown woman entered inside in a few seconds and began to satisfy him orally until the arrival of the police – who then detained the suspect.
Police told TV JOJ that they found the couple in the office half naked and lying on the floor, and the woman said something like “I won’t take it anymore”.
Officers said the thief failed to obtain the money and was taken to a police station and is being held in custody.
This sounds honestly like a scene from Super Troopers or something, isn’t it? How the hell does a guy go from robbing a gas station and getting rid of it to being seduced by a stranger who wants to have oral sex? There are stupid thieves out there, but man, this guy has to be in the top 10. Get the money and run the hell out of there, man!
As for the lady, congratulations to you, madam, because not only did you think on your toes, but you also performed on your knees with quick decisions. No one knows why this was the method chosen to stop the robbery, but, hey, it worked perfectly. Maybe the Medal of Freedom should be in this lady’s future.
(H / T Daily Star)