After Ariel Pink was given up on Mexican Summer following his participation at the Trump rally that turned into the Capitol Hill riot last week, indie pop connoisseur Tucker Carlson decided that Pink’s failure was “a moment that tells you a lot about where we are and where we are going.” To get to the bottom of this, Carlson probably moments after he kicked him out Cate Le Bon disgusted recordings, he invited Pink to his show for a discussion of the latest example of what Pink unfortunately describes as “canceling culture.”
Pink, who says he was in Washington DC just to check out a “peaceful rally,” tells Carlson’s furrowed eyebrows that he’s particularly sad because he didn’t vote as much for Trump as he did against culture and this environment that has been on fire for about four years, but is about to rise and worsen. “(We imagine that pink is still today in the middle of a lawsuit focused on allegations of sexual and physical abuse informs his opinion on the “cancellation of culture”.)
Encouraged by a chiron that reads “UNDEGRATED MUSICIAN CANCELED AFTER CHAPTER HILL ROAD”, Fox News viewers are now forced into the awkward position of having to support Pink if they want to rise up against the forces of cultural Marxism – something like PJ Vogt immediately fixed like a beautiful wrinkle in the modern political landscape.
A quick search for “ariel pink patriot” on Twitter offers a lot of good examples of how quickly the MAGA set can find its new favorite artist. We learn from them, in one case, that “his music creates world peace” and, as Megyn Kelly notes, that “this guy was canceled just because he heard Trump talking.”
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A lot of people have noticed that Pink’s new fans will actually have to listen to their new favorite musician, which may not go as well as they hope.
As for Pink himself, the appearance of Tucker Carlson means that he has now found a new demographic that will undoubtedly support him for a long time to come, buying his new records and waving Gadsden flags while touring in support of other acts. interesting things like Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, and Wayne Newton.
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