Exercise is very healthy, or so it is said, but it is not easy. Among other things, because there is always something you want more, such as reading, eating chocolate or even, depending on the day, ironing. It also does not help you get tired, unlike sleep or scratches. These 28 tweets will not motivate anyone to burn calories, but at least we do not bring an exercise routine that the reader should sign and never look at.
Good intentions
Tomorrow I intend to run 22 kilometers like today, which I also thought about.
– Hugo Bonet (@HugoBonet) July 31, 2012
Surrogate gymnastics would be good, you sign up for the gym, but someone else goes in your place.
– Profeta Baruc (@Profeta_Baruc) July 2, 2017
-Hello, doctor …
-Does sports.
-I won’t see …
-Does sports.
-But…
-Does sports.
-It’s because I have a sprain.
-Drive with the other leg.– Brian’s mother (@LaMadredeBrian) April 5, 2017
me: oh tomorrow I will do sports, I will advance topics, I will catch up
I tomorrow: pic.twitter.com/m7N0GPLT8P
– dani (@danicalvs) October 12, 2020
– Your physical condition is unhappy and you say that you do sports regularly.
“Indeed, I say it regularly.”– The Gripao (@El_Gripao) February 7, 2020
I find it embarrassing that in order to move, you have to move
– 🦧 (@beyonsesa) October 1, 2020
Sweating his shirt
going to the gym for the first time https://t.co/loNaEeg1iD
– Matias (@matiaslantieri) February 4, 2019
– I’m making you a meal.
– But not fried, I’m on a diet.
– Is this your first time coming to a gym?
– And a straw.– Bird Paper (@PajaritaStory) September 8, 2019
It would be great for me to set up a boxing hall in San Sebastián and call it Don Hostia.
– Hank_Solo (@Hanky_solo) November 19, 2018
What exercise do you hate the most and why are the burps?
– Amin Mussi (@ Mussi_10) June 19, 2020
When you think you have a bad day, think of me, I went to the gym today and a 70-year-old woman, on the bike next to me, said “cheer up”.
It didn’t overtake me because it was repaired.
– Faronavirus (@FaroDelFinde) September 9, 2019
“Are you changing your address at the gym and I’m not informed?”
“We moved here in 2002.”
– …
– …
“I left some Donettes in the closet, do you have any more?”– Serix (@serixtown) November 17, 2015
I’ve been paying for the gym for 4 months and I haven’t lost weight … Looks like I’m going to have to go there in person to see what happens.
– Paola MdeO (@PaoMdeO) February 8, 2019
Fashion
The palette is the menopause of the man.
– 🇪🇸 Essen (@qdicesprimo) July 3, 2018
If two runners are to meet at a crossing, the one with the most recent divorce has the right to cross.
– Xabibenputa (@Xabibenputa) December 18, 2019
-Are you present at the world triathlon event?
-Yes.
-Is this your bike?
-Yes.
-With training wheels?
-Yes
-And the sleeves?
-They are mine too.– Vadín (@AlvaroVadin) November 5, 2013
Home gym
All my life I’ve been practicing yoga without knowing it pic.twitter.com/uBZ8yOVAfk
– Eme 💢 (@ementropy) April 24, 2019
– How did you dress?
– Stationary bicycle.
– Very successful. pic.twitter.com/jd1VP5ofJ4– Craich (@ACraich) October 26, 2018
My husband: What are you doing sitting on the bike?
Me: Exercise.
My husband: Without pedaling?
Me: I’m going downhill.– Wilma (@Flintstone___) March 6, 2019
“I was looking for a bracelet to put on my cell phone.”
“Do you want him for crossfit, running, skateboarding?”
“To walk around the house in pajamas that have no pockets.”– Topy (@ TheTrooper37) March 10, 2019
results
– I don’t know if the laces I have are from when I went fishing or to the gym.
– About fitness?
– No man, trout.
– Craich (@ACraich) May 7, 2013
-Do you practice any sport?
“Is contempt a sport?”
-No, it is not.
– And what will you know what a sport with those lorzas is.– Manchu Pelican 🏴☠️ 🇪🇦 (@Mortimer_Fu) May 15, 2016
My lace walking. pic.twitter.com/po97CK2GBC
– Olalá de fua (@olaladefua) August 22, 2018
No, seriously, I started at the gym yesterday and I think my arms will fall out of the milk
– Franky S. (@FrankySebas) April 7, 2015
They left me so many times that I think in another life I was a gym.
– Marina (@digo_poco) December 26, 2019
In family
My son set the alarm at 7.30 to go to the gym, it’s 10 and he’s still asleep. He’s trying, but my genetics are very strong.
– Soiyonotu (@casitodoelrato) September 8, 2019
– Son, I’m sorry I didn’t go to your football game today.
“That is his son.”– BING (@Palasrrisas) August 12, 2020
– How was the championship?
“I don’t think the boy is good at archery.”
– How is it?
“Free on charges.”– The Gripao (@El_Gripao) October 12, 2019
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